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For years, my tool for simple load tests of HTTP sites has been ApacheBench. For years, my reference for how to visualize ApacheBench results has been Gnuplot For years, my reference for how to use Gnuplot has been http://www.bradlanders.com/2013/04/15/apache-bench-and-gnuplot-youre-probably-doing-it-wrong/ But do you really want to be writing Gnuplot syntax? It turns out that Pandas will…

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I’ve been learning Ansible off and on and off for the past year. I have so many complaints, but I still think it’s the least worst provisioning system out there. It’s online at crccheck.github.io/fuckingansible/, but I’ve also embedded it below: I’d go more into Ansible, just just thinking about it make me so angry. So…

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Burgers near Downtown Austin, roughly in order of best to worst. Factors include price, convenience to me, and of paramount: quality. Second Bar + Kitchen $$$ Patty – A, Bun – A, Atmosphere – Restaurant One of the most expensive burgers, but worth it. Last tested: 2015-03 Frequency: about 3 times a year Counter Cafe…

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There are lots of websites and youtube videos all trying to tell you how to mod GTA IV. Unfortunately, they’re almost all out of date, or youtube videos. I’m using steam installed Grand Theft Auto IV 1.0.7 A decent guide: http://www.gta-modding.com/iv/tutorials Prepping the Game Install This: Xliveless (v0.999b7 md5: F7FD7512F6AC8959CDDA6A2B2E014C68) http://www.gtaforums.com/?showtopic=388658 SparkIV (v0.7.0b1) The original…

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